The most polite sword fight ever
One of our friends was the Maid of Honor at our other friend’s wedding this weekend, and totally started her toast with the “Mawwiage, mawwiage” quote from this movie…
Pretty sure only about 10 of us got it. But it was brilliant anyway.
while my prof was setting up for his lecture…
excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time
why is this the first time this has been on my dash
Look, it’s twenty feet up in the air, and it’s in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It’s impossible to get up there without being seen.
I love how Drax just walks up and looks around like, “Is anybody else seeing this shit?”
How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.
2 SEASONS so far and we are getting angry angel restraint hugs, i think it’s time for sam to start taking the hint and using this to his advantage, as a good sibling would
get to know me meme: [1/10] celebrity crushes - patrick stump
I can’t even see pictures on mobile so I’m just reblogging things based on their captions and livin on a prayer
my cat is cute isn’t it
what a beautiful wedding
says a bridesmaid to a waiter
best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.
i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.
this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY
they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires
yeah but they’re quieter that way
*whispers* Bechdel pass. See how easy?
It is legitimately sad that so many movies don’t pass that test because it is literally this easy.
What a journey.
SUCH IS LIFE