Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
Being a nice guy and being a “nice guy”: Know the difference.
There is LITERALLY no difference.
Women don’t owe you shit. We are not sex objects. Too bad if you’re sad about it. You don’t deserve anybody. You are not entitled to another human being.
That’s just how it works.
HOLY SHIT WHAT
IT’S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO BE SAD WHEN SOMEONE YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOESN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU
Jesus fucking Christ that’s not entitlement, that’s totally normal disappointment.
There’s a difference between the first and second pictures and if you can’t see it then holy fuck, I’m sorry about your failing vision.
THAT LAST COMMENT LIKE HOLY FUCKING YES
As a 90’s kid myself I have mixed feelings about this…
Not sure if want.
If other planets were at the same distance as our moon
I am going to spend the rest of the day staring at this.
i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
Am I doing this right
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