The Tiger Fucker

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mamalalonde:

yungbiochemist:

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

 



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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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(Source: neilcicierega)



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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding 

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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Chris Evans laughing + left boob



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hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank


#that pun was on point

hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank



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majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer



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castielbootyblog:

instigatinglittleshit:

little-missandry:

legion-of-leijon:

Being a nice guy and being a “nice guy”: Know the difference.

There is LITERALLY no difference.

Women don’t owe you shit. We are not sex objects. Too bad if you’re sad about it. You don’t deserve anybody. You are not entitled to another human being.

That’s just how it works.

HOLY SHIT WHAT

IT’S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO BE SAD WHEN SOMEONE YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOESN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU

Jesus fucking Christ that’s not entitlement, that’s totally normal disappointment. 

There’s a difference between the first and second pictures and if you can’t see it then holy fuck, I’m sorry about your failing vision. 

THAT LAST COMMENT LIKE HOLY FUCKING YES



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daysofxavierspast:

pottergirl05:

As a 90’s kid myself I have mixed feelings about this…

Not sure if want.



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lauriehalseanderson:

kiggor:

If other planets were at the same distance as our moon

I am going to spend the rest of the day staring at this.

(Source: woodywombpecker)



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shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with



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(Source: kkcya)



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wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 



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worldofthecutestcuties:

Sleeping with his favorite Snorlax

worldofthecutestcuties:

Sleeping with his favorite Snorlax



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awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby



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godotstopdot:

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

Get this on tumblr radar



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